As many of you know, I work in preschool. My lovely little friends LOVE temporary tattoos. Each Monday they come in sporting the latest in temporary ink and brag about how they got said tattoo. "I got mine at a birthday party" "I got mine at a parade"....where may you ask does this all lead........
I was shopping Borders 2 weeks ago since it's closing, the books are ridiculously cheap and I <3 reading! I came a cross a book that said tattoos on it. I opened it up and saw temporary tattoos. Flowers, hearts, a dragon. They looked awesome, and I thought "Perfect reward system incentive!" The cashier rang them up and said "Have fun with those..." to which I replied "Oh, I intend too" I didn't think anything of it until I got home and went to pack them in my satchel for work. That's when I discovered....
THEY ARE EROTIC TATTOOS!
I should have looked closer at the temporary tattoos and the fine print. Now what's a girl to do. Also, it makes what I said back to the cashier SO MUCH FUNNIER! Hope you had a good laugh!
Monday, August 29, 2011
Dang Girl! Where you been?
I know I don't post for months and then promise to post again. Well, I am going to try and make a better effort with this thing. I have some funny stuff to share. But first, I feel as though we should get caught up. So, here's what I have been doing the past few months!
March- Who can remember?! I worked a lot at my job. That's about all. This is also when Dave and I started working up at the cabin for the wedding of his sister Ann and her new husband Weston.
April- Celebrated my girl Meghann's birthday with a wild weekend in Saint Cloud. I managed to make it back to her house in one piece! Good times.
We also hosted another wonderful Easter, too much food, too many laughs and lots of family love!
May- We threw our annual Cinco de Mayo party. So much food! Lots of tequila and laughs! I also hosted a bridal shower for my sister in law. It was a low key affair almost derailed by severe weather. I made enough food for 40 people and as I was setting up tornadoes and hail were pelting Anoka county. The kind weather people were advising people not to travel to Blaine. Not cool Sven. Not cool.
June- Brings us to the Bachelorette party. No strippers but there were many inflatable items including a bounce house. Awesome! We also made the pilgrimage to Michigan for the Hell'uva Good 400. This year marked the 10th year for my cousin Emily and I. Pretty impressive!
July- We celebrated Sunday Funday in the midst of final preperations for the wedding the next weekend. My crew and I saw Transformers 3 and snuck in some McDoubles! We floated and prepped. Good times.
Then came the wedding.....it was a beautiful day shared by many people and created a new family branch within my own family. Congrats kids. The week after my ginger twin and I did a double header for the Twins. It was only 110 degrees outside that day but we sweated through and had a GREAT time!
Which leaves us with August! We ventured off to RoBe Doe again. For those of you who don't know the magic of RoBeDo, its an annual camping trip that includes about 80 people. I will blog more on this later. Amazing times with fantastic friends!
August also means that we celebrated 4 wonderful years of marriage! While is hasn't always been easy, we love each other everyday.
I hope this all leaves you feeling caught up. On to another day! Melissa
March- Who can remember?! I worked a lot at my job. That's about all. This is also when Dave and I started working up at the cabin for the wedding of his sister Ann and her new husband Weston.
April- Celebrated my girl Meghann's birthday with a wild weekend in Saint Cloud. I managed to make it back to her house in one piece! Good times.
We also hosted another wonderful Easter, too much food, too many laughs and lots of family love!
May- We threw our annual Cinco de Mayo party. So much food! Lots of tequila and laughs! I also hosted a bridal shower for my sister in law. It was a low key affair almost derailed by severe weather. I made enough food for 40 people and as I was setting up tornadoes and hail were pelting Anoka county. The kind weather people were advising people not to travel to Blaine. Not cool Sven. Not cool.
June- Brings us to the Bachelorette party. No strippers but there were many inflatable items including a bounce house. Awesome! We also made the pilgrimage to Michigan for the Hell'uva Good 400. This year marked the 10th year for my cousin Emily and I. Pretty impressive!
July- We celebrated Sunday Funday in the midst of final preperations for the wedding the next weekend. My crew and I saw Transformers 3 and snuck in some McDoubles! We floated and prepped. Good times.
Then came the wedding.....it was a beautiful day shared by many people and created a new family branch within my own family. Congrats kids. The week after my ginger twin and I did a double header for the Twins. It was only 110 degrees outside that day but we sweated through and had a GREAT time!
Which leaves us with August! We ventured off to RoBe Doe again. For those of you who don't know the magic of RoBeDo, its an annual camping trip that includes about 80 people. I will blog more on this later. Amazing times with fantastic friends!
August also means that we celebrated 4 wonderful years of marriage! While is hasn't always been easy, we love each other everyday.
I hope this all leaves you feeling caught up. On to another day! Melissa
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