Tattoos.

As many of you know, I work in preschool. My lovely little friends LOVE temporary tattoos. Each Monday they come in sporting the latest in temporary ink and brag about how they got said tattoo. "I got mine at a birthday party" "I got mine at a parade"....where may you ask does this all lead........

I was shopping Borders 2 weeks ago since it's closing, the books are ridiculously cheap and I <3 reading! I came a cross a book that said tattoos on it. I opened it up and saw temporary tattoos. Flowers, hearts, a dragon. They looked awesome, and I thought "Perfect reward system incentive!" The cashier rang them up and said "Have fun with those..." to which I replied "Oh, I intend too" I didn't think anything of it until I got home and went to pack them in my satchel for work. That's when I discovered.... THEY ARE EROTIC TATTOOS!

I should have looked closer at the temporary tattoos and the fine print. Now what's a girl to do. Also, it makes what I said back to the cashier SO MUCH FUNNIER! Hope you had a good laugh!